What a Pillock

Well school run is OK until you get there then people just abandon their cars anywhere you drive up the pavements and park in the desert.  Well I did this on the second day come out from dropping them off and someone else is waiting to park.  I indicate I am about to go - blip the car once, twice, three times.  Start rattling the doors - only then do I realise I am trying to get into someone elses car feel such a pillock - the other mother is hysterically laughing at this point.  Luckily my car is 5 cars away - so I casually get in and drive off bright red.